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+ The scene opens up as we see Midajah walking around backstage. She's looking in a mirror in the backstage hall way, running her beautiful frenchly manicured nails through her long black silky hair. Midajah then sees some of the so called 'talent' walking around backstage and laughs to herself, while rolling her eyes. She then turns around and none other than Mene Gene Okurlund is standing there, ready to interview the Queen Freak + + "The Queen Freak" Midajah + Um, is there something I can do for you... Or are you just going to stand there and stare at me? I mean Jesus, I know I'm beautiful but take a picture, it lasts longer... + "The Prehistoric Interviewer" Mene Gene Okurlund + Well Midajah, the word is around here that you have signed a contract with the Xtreme Women's Wrestling Alliance... + "The Queen
Freak" Midajah + No
fucking shit, you complete moron! Why else would I be backstage here
tonight at Friday Night Fury if I didn't sign a damn contract with this
company? God, you petty people really are as stupid as you look.. Go
back to school, Mene Gene. But hey, I guess if all you're going to do is
sit there and interview a gorgeous woman like me, + "The Prehistoric Interviewer" Mene Gene Okurlund + Well Midajah, I was wondering if you had known about your up and coming match tonight up against one of the XwwA Legends.. Angelica. + "The Queen Freak" Midajah + Oh so that red headed sewer rat is back to referring to herself as Angelica.. is that so? Well then, I really don't give a damn what she calls herself. It's not like it really matters. I'm going to beat the hell out of her tonight. But to answer your question, yes I did know that I had a match up against Angelica tonight, and for your information... I am prepared. + "The Prehistoric Interviewer" Mene Gene Okurlund + Okay well... are you well aware of some of the comments that she's said about you? + "The Queen Freak" Midajah + Does it look like I really care? I mean... what Angelica says really has no sort of relevance to me... and I really don't think this match up is going to be too much of a challenge for me.. + "The Prehistoric Interviewer" Mene Gene Okurlund + Well, how do you feel about Angelica saying that ... + "The Queen Freak" Midajah + God, will you just shut the fuck up? You're really annoying me.. Let me put this simple to you. Angelica is someone who is going through nothing but an idenitity crisis. I mean, one day she's Lita, the next she's Angelica. One day she loves her fans, the next, she hates them. The bitch needs to go see some counseling or something because she's seriously starting to get on my nerves with that crap. And as far as that dumb bitch talking about my boyfriend, Scott Steiner. Let's just say that every word that came out of her mouth had nothing to do with anything but pure jealousy. Angelica's just jealous because she knows that Scott Steiner is perfectly content with ME, and would not take a glance at the ugly bitch if she walked past him with a million dollars. He knows who his real true freaks are, and well, that would be ME! Angelica, let me tell you something honey.... why don't you grow the fuck up instead of using your pathetic little second grade insults on me? Like the fact that I have too big of lips to speak for myself? What the hell is this and where did it come from? That has got to be the lamest most sorriest excuse that I have ever heard for an insult... Angelica, you do nothing but make me laugh. Please, grow up and get a fucking life! + "The Prehistoric Interviewer" Mene Gene Okurlund + Midajah, .. + "The Queen Freak" Midajah + Mene Gene, as far as this interview is going... this is over! I am not going to listen to your pathetic questions and trying to pry into my gorgeous and intelligent brain. What you have to say means nothing to me, so please, leave me alone I have BETTER things to DO! + With that said, Midajah walks down the hall way and passes up Mene Gene Okurlund, oh no, it looks as though The Queen Freak is heading down towards ring side! +
+ "The King Of All Puppies" Jerry Lawler + Woohoo, did you see that JR..?! I think that beautiful gorgeous freak of Scott Steiner's is heading down to ringside... yippy! I can't wait... Do you know how long I've been waiting to see this?! Midajah is one of my favorite XwwA divas... and woohoo! Was she ever looking fiiiine tonight baby! + "The Man Under The Black Bristol Hat" Jim Ross + God King, you really are pathetic... You never seize to amaze me with your antics about puppies.. Ladies and gentlemen, if you haven't heard or realized by now, Midajah has been reinstated to the Xtreme Women's Wrestling Alliance by Stephanie McMahon Helmsley and well... it seems as though she is quite determined to win her match up against Angelica later on tonight! + "The King Of
All Puppies" Jerry Lawler + Have
you noticed that Angelica really isn't all that she used to be when she
was first starting out in the XwwA? I mean, + "The Man Under The Black Bristol Hat" Jim Ross + I would have to do nothing but agree with you on that one, King. I mean, Angelica isn't as good as she was before, but hell, a lot of diva's go through times in their careers where they go through personal problems. I just hope Angelica knows what she's getting herself into with Midajah... It might not be the smartest idea for her to start talking about Scott Steiner either. + "The King Of All Puppies" Jerry Lawler + Are you kidding me JR?! Scott Steiner is a beast! He isn't afraid to say what he thinks just like Midajah... and he also isn't afraid to hit a woman! I'd be suprised if he didn't become a part of this match up later on tonight! I'm representin' for the bitches, All eyes on your riches, No time for the little dicks, You see the bigger the dick, The bigger the bank, the bigger the Benz, The better the chance to get close to his rich friends, I'm going after the big man, G-string make his dick stand, Make it quick then slow head by the night stand, Like lightning I wanna nigga with a wedding ring, Bank accounts in the Philippines, Blank note to take everything, See I fuck him in the living room, While his children ain't home, I make him eat it while my period on, A little nasty ho, red-bone but a classy ho, Young jazzy ho and don't be scared, If you're curious just ask me hoes, And yes dick sucking comes quite natural, I'm da baddest bitch what... See I hate hoes who take their niggas on talk shows and for hoes, See if I'm ever crossed or ever caught up in the cross, And if it's your fault ho, I'm going off ho, See I'm unemployed with no boss ho, While y'all sucking dick for free I'm broke off ho, See it pays to be the boss ho, Shit that's how you floss hoes, X-rated elevated, buck naked, And I'd probably fuck your daddy, if your mammie wasn't playa hatin', Cause I'm da baddest bitch, I'm da baddest bitch what... I got game for young hoes, Don't grow to be a dumb hoe, that's a no-no, See if you off the chains, Stay ahead of the game, save up buy a condo, Sell the pussy by the grands, And in months you own a Benz, Another week a set of rims, See if I had the chance to be a virgin again, I'd be fucking by the time I'm ten, See off glass is my motto, Dick suckin in the auto, Quick fuckin 'bout to follow, On the back of the truck, Or when I'm dead ass drunk, But I don't get high though, I never took it up the ass, Often tried but I pass, And from what I heard it ain't bad, I'm a curious bitch who took off to get broke off, From the baby's dad, Cause I'm da baddest bitch... + Just then, Midajah's theme song... "The Baddest Bitch" by Trina hits the P.A. system loudly... as the lights cut out and pink and purple strobe lights scan quickly around the audience. The fans jump up loudly to see the diva come out to see if this rumor is true... is Midajah really back?! Then a single white spot light in the shape of a star shines brightly on the entrance curtain while Midajah walks out from behind the entrance curtain and stands in it! The fans cheer for Midajah while she poses on the ramp for a minute with one hand on her hip, then begins to make her way down to the ring. Midajah walks up the steel steps and gets into the ring, getting in under the second rope while the fans get a peak at a little something. Midajah then gets into the ring and grabs the microphone from ringside announcer Lillian Garcia, and prepares to speak + + "The Queen
Freak" Midajah + Do
you people think that something's changed around here? I mean come on
now, get a fucking life.. I can't stand you fans and I never have and
never will! + A fan
in the front row begins to yell SLUT +
Umm... excuse me fat ass in the first row, I wouldn't talk about me
being a slut when you're the fat ass who desperately needs a ride to
Jenny Craig when you weight over 600 pounds and are wearing clothes
skimpier than mine bitch! Yeah I'm talking to you. I dare your ass to
woddle into this ring and try to fuck with me... stupid bitchez....
anyway, getting back to the main reason why I'm out here. Well, the
bitch is back! What else can I say besides that? I mean, I know that
this day was being feared by all of the current so called XwwA divas but
hey... we can't all get what we want now can we?! Anyway... I bet
you're all wondering why Stephanie reinstated me and well look at me,
I'm absolutely drop dead gorgeous! It's obvious that I bring some
ratings to Friday Night Fury ! And tonight, it seems as though I'll be
facing some pathetic excuse for a woman.. Angelica. Angelica, you were
so good at one time. Like when the XwwA first started.. you were the
XwwA's World Champion.. and now look at you. You've been reduced down to
nothing but garbage. Hey, I can't blame you though.. as the saying goes
around here. Out with the old and in with the new and well, I guess
Stephanie finally got tired of your sewer rat ass trying to be the top
dog around here.... I mean hell you DO look like a dog, but that doesn't
mean you're XwwA Worlds Champion Material, okay?! So I hear + Midajah drops the microphone carelessly in the center of the ring as her theme song performed by Trina, "The Baddest Bitch" hits the P.A. system loudly as she exits the ring under neath the second rope again. Midajah then makes her way right back up the ramp and heads towards the backstage area where she will go to her own locker room.... and wait for the clock to tick down until she faces that heap of shit, Angelica +
+ Later on that night, we see the XwwA titantron flicker on as we see Midajah standing backstage in her private locker room. We see a long leather couch as Midajah's sitting on it with her legs crossed... Midajah then is reading a card that was attached to a bunch of roses from none other than her boyfriend, Scott Steiner. Midajah gets up and walks over to the vanity counter where she starts to brush her hair.. and touch up a little on her make up. There's then a paper with the match line up of matches for Friday Night Fury sitting here..Midajah let's out a petty laugh + + "The Queen
Freak" Midajah + God
I can't believe that I have been reduced down to fighting a loser like
Angelica.. I mean anyone knows that a diva who had returned two times to
the XwwA and lost her returning matches both times is an idiot... The
woman has no idea on how to take advantage of an offer... Sure she may
of been a good diva at one time and she may of been a former three time
XwwA Worlds Champion but as of right now, the bitch is shit ! She needs
to realize that she's getting too old and worn out to be talking shit to
a + The cameras cut out while Midajah runs her fingers through her hair one last time then heads towards her make up artist/hair stylist to prepare for her match tonight up against Angelica! + |
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