[ Forward | | of Kim Kanner ]
Kim Kanner? Some would say oh yeah that fitness babe from WCW. Yeah Yeah but she's going to make herself more then that Kim Kanner ha cam from the fitness world into another great thing wrestling. Two completely different yet same worlds. One is working out none stop to get that perfect body. The other is that and knowing how to use that body so annialate yor opponent by hitting moves like moonsaults and tornado ddt's to get the three count at the end of the match of course with your finisher. After hitting the covers of fitness magazines all over the world Kim has places herself as a fitness guru I guess you could say. But that wasn't enough she wanted to reclaim her spot back in the one federation she loves the most Xtreme Women's Wrestling Alliance owned by the Puppy Queen Debra. Debra who has owned the federation for the some of the 2 years it's been open has created a federation for females only. This is no ordinary fed. The creative team has been coming up with interesting storylines and everything so you know Kim is bound to get into the mix. Now Kim will step back into the XWWA again with a whole nother attitude showing beauty, talent, and the know how to win some if not all matches here and there proving that she is more than a peice of eye candy you can go home and watch to see if she ever wears clothes that leave little to the imagination...Well maybe once and awhile. Now that she has made her long awaited return interfering in the Stop When You Drop 2 Match on a May 23rd 2003 edition of Friday Night Fury she proceed to shock the crowd looking at Dawn Marie's out cold body and a not even noticing looking Torrie on top of a ladder entered the ring and proceed to dropkick the ladder causing the Blonde Bytch, Torrie WIlson to fall over the ropes and onto the announce table! Kim then helped Dawn Marie up? As you already know Torrie is TKOed on that fall Dawn get's the SWYD 2 win being the last woman standing of course thanks to Kim Kanner.Now after Kim's successfull debut on Friday Night Fury..the next Fury before the pay per view UNCENSORED Kim Kanner had a confromtation with Dawn Marie were Dawn almost attacked Kim with a broom for entering unannounced as they talked it seemed Kim acted like she wanted to follow Dawn Marie but Dawn knew Kim was a leader not a follower Kim was pushed out of the room. Then a little bit later Torrie appeared on the cameras at some location as she challenged Dawn and Kim to a tag team match at Uncensored of course since Kim knocked Torrie off the ladder and helped Dawn win...but Torrie doesn't even have a tag team partner to even want a tag team match but that was until she announced her tag team partner will be none other then the returning once again Sunny aka Tammy Lynn Sytch. Apparently Kim and Dawn accepted because this is now a official match at Uncensored! IT was Kim and Dawn taking on Torrie and Sunny. In the match Kim was doing excellent. Until she ran to Torrie and got a slap and fell on the awaiting Sunny who rolled her up for a quick schoolgirl. You know Kim is not happy about that..Now Kim wants to get in the ring and show that she deserves that United States Championhsip weither Dawn Marie wants to realive it or not. But Kim has to first test her beauty against Bobbi Billard, Dawn Marie, and Miss Linda formerly Jackie Gayda. What will happen as Sable hosts this Sable Invitational Beauty Pagent on Friday Night Fury?
[ Scene | #1 | Speaking on Beauty ]
The scene opens as we are in the halls of a hotel as the cameras walk infront of what is suspected to be Kim Kanner & Batista's hotel room. Hoping they aren't
doing anything or each other they open the doors to see Kim Kanner sitting on her knees on the bed looking into the camera.Batista is laying their dead asleep with no shirt on. Kim with one of her night top straps falling down and you can see through her panties fans a bit disappointed she has a thong on when they wish she has nothing on again.
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
Hmm you guys found me. Well since you are here I figure I might as well talk to you guys and fans out their about my match. You see I Kim Kanner pride myself on being the most prettiest thing you've ever seen. No I'm not saing I go get a manicure right before a match I just want my beauty to stay intacked all the time. Like me and these other divas will need for our Beauty Pagent. You see I will pull out all the stops just to make sure I am the winner. Now it seems that I have a bit of competition in Bobbi Billard. She too also pulls out all the stops in her looks. Bobbi I now you just don't expect to just lay down and get the loss neither do I I will work damn hard to see that I win and the only winner I don't wnat a draw I want a win I'm the prettiest after all and I'll prove it to you and the rest of the contestants. Miss Linda who hasn't even made a attempt to show up. Goes to show you they really should have put her in this match. First of all she's what having a name disagreement so she gets her time to shine and let that little percent of beauty she has in her out. So Jackie but it's not working for you. You can go just crawl back to OVW and do something with yourself because I don't see how you could even compete with me. And last Dawn Marie, Dawn you seem to think it was my fault we lost no it was your if you wouldn't have went down easy by that weak Torrie Wilson chick then we could have one with no breaking of the pin after I damn near had the 3 count. Dawn I'm sorry to inform you but she have no chance in hell just like Bobbi Billard and Miss Linda.
Kim grabs the remote off the table by the bed. And turns on MTV to see 'Hollywood' by Madonna from the very beginning. She smiles at one of her favorite music artist.
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
Anyways what was I talking about of yeah this Beauty Pagent. Bobbi Billard, Miss Linda, and Dawn Marie. You all will fail one again to win at something as I, Kim Kanner beat all three of you by a landslide! I mean come on don't you fans agree? (Kim lowers the strap on her right arm teasing the crowd and the male fans cheer their heads off) Thank you very much and I hope you guys do that tonight which I know you will because after all I am the true beauty and staying stay you never lose. Now I hope you guys had a good time with me because I know I have talking with you now may you please leave I'll see you at the arena.
[ Scene | #2 | Disscussing Over Lunch ]
Cameras shut off as the scene closes..The scene reopens at the arena where Veronica Caine and Kim Kanner walk into the arena with Kim rolling her backpack with her clothes and other things. As she stops for a quick interview requested earlier with Jennifer Day.
×"The New Ditz In Town" Jennifer Day×
Thank you for arriving on time for our interview.
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
Are you implying that I'm always late?
×"The New Ditz In Town" Jennifer Day×
No not at all.Anyways coming off your big loss to Torrie and Sunny I know you must be pissed off.
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
Yeah I sure am I mean that was such a fluke for them to beat me I mean come on they had no chance of victory. You and I know that.
×"The New Ditz In Town" Jennifer Day×
I'm not saying anything now after you've had your talking with the cameras contestant Bobbi Billard had a interview with me and said that you aren't evil but you still don't compete with her.
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
You know she is right I can't compete with her she a waist of my time. Bobbi let's just face it if you lose this match them two more you can just walk around saying you've lost your touch which you have by that time.
×"The New Ditz In Town" Jennifer Day×
Now since Bobbi Billard is well one fo your main opponents that showed up do you have a clue where Miss Linda is?
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
No but the girl can stay were she is she's not needed.
×"The New Ditz In Town" Jennifer Day×
And on Dawn Marie wh we only saw talking to her brother but never went to the ring or anything?
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
Yeah I know she would rather talk to her brother because people would fall asleep listening to her blabbing about how she thinks she's all that and everyhitng but she's not.
×"The New Ditz In Town" Jennifer Day×
And what about the host of the whole thing Sable she ahs had a history for screwing over Bobbi Billard you think you could be next?
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
Sable wouldn't even try me. I mean how can you screw over the true winner of the contest then the fans would hate you and stop even noticing your there because you were stupid enough not to pick the right winner.
×"The New Ditz In Town" Jennifer Day×
Thank you for your time I guess I'll be seeing you later tonight on Fury.
Kim Kanner and Veronica Caine leave the interview area hours later around afternoon Kim Kanner, Batista, Sean O'Haire, and Veronica Caine as all sitting down have lunch at a local mall as Kim is eating a salad, Veronica is eatting some kinda burger with fries as Sean and Dave have some hamburgers themseleves.
[ Scene | #3 | Disscussing Over Lunch ]
Kim and Veronica have tons of bags of things they got from some fashion store as sean and Batista barely have 4 of things from the store they went in.
×"The Beautiful Blonde" Veronica Caine×
God Kim done with her salad already.
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
Yeah guess I was real hungry.
×"The Genetic Monster" Batista×
Yeah for food and shopping you got more bag that can fit in the limo.
They all laugh as Kim playfully pushes him to the side.
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
Hey you said I looks cute in them so I got them.
×"The Beautiful Blonde" Veronica Caine×
Yeah Sean you said that too.
×"Psycho Sexy" Sean O' Haire×
Yeah only because I wanted to see you without them on.
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
Come on Sean I'm trying to digest here.
×"Psycho Sexy" Sean O' Haire×
Sorry. So hey Kim how things going preparing for your match?
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
Alright. I mean I've got this thing under control. Like today when that Bobbi girl got in my face then the girl who hasn't had the decent mind to even show up but can come back and try to talk crap please I handled it like a true person should and walked away.
×"The Beautiful Blonde" Veronica Caine×
Bravo Kimmy Bravo! Sarcasm not included.
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
Thank you thank you. So Veronica you ready to go back to the arena I think I might go to the ring.
×"The Beautiful Blonde" Veronica Caine×
Yeah let's go Sean and Dave that means you guys too.
×"Their Men" Batista & Sean O' Haire×
Do we have two??
×"The Beautiful Blonde" Veronica Caine×
God they are so funny.
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
Yeah guys you have to c'mon!
All four leave the mall with the men carrying some of the women's bags since the women have more then them as they hop in the limo and the limo speeds off the the arena.
[ Scene | #4 | Ring Promo ]
Back at the arena like half and hour later 'The Beautiful People' by Marylin Manson plays through out the arena as Kim Kanner walks out to a roaring ovation from the crowd seeming to love her every move. 
She looks behind her as Veronica Caine comes out behind her both of them looking simply marvelous they smile to the crowd pulling down her as Kim Kanner walks down the ring as she walks to the ring being announced of course by Lillian Garcia. She walks down the ramp to the bottom where she simply grabs a hold of the middle rope and raises up on the apron and enters under the second rope. As Veronica Caine coming in after only walking up the steel stairs. Kim raises both her hands in the air on all sides on the ring a she gets the microphone from Lillian who has left the ring.
×"The Brunette Bombshell" Kim Kanner×
Now as you fans know I have this Beauty Pagent with divas as the likes of Dawn Marie...Bobbi Billard..oh and well you fans know her mostly as Jackie Gayda..Miss Linda. Know me and Bobbi been going back and forth I give her a few compliments and she just rejects them. But that's ok I see now you can't bee nice to people when you try to have a nice day after losing a big match much like she did. Poor Poor Bobbi.. you know you have has one thing right were not on the same level of beauty. Your on a much lower level then I am. Bobbi these fans came here to se well me isn't that right? *fans cheer* And not you. Get you stuff straight. And then this Miss Linda comes out of no where thinking she can just come in and say what she has to say. No she doesn't try to call me a bitch? Do I looks like a female dog to you if I was would I be even in the contest I don't even know when you were even thought of when creating this match you have no talent & no looks. Jackie your just a nobody to put it simple enough for you to understand me correctly. And Dawn Marie the slut herself listen here Dawn Marie I don't know where you get off trying to blame shit on me it wasn't my fault we lost it's yours! That is why I've been trying to get you to see that the United States needs a NEW, TRUE, AND BEAUTIFUL holder. Not you. Back to Bobbi, Bobbi you claim you are the real true beauty just like you copying I been said I was but no *pretends the to Bobbi Billard*'Oh I'm the real true beauty your just a fake their no competition when if comes to beauty their not on my level *stops* So young so funny. Bobbi these fans will known who the REAL true beauty is and that is me Kim Kanner! Your nothing but a imitation. And if I have to wrestling tonight I will you guys will be seeing Lights Out (The Ultimo Dragon DDT thing from SD!)for the first time ever! And some luck diva will...HAVE THEIR LIGHTS KNOCKED OUT!!!
Kim looking furious drops the mic and raises her hands in the arm with the fans cheering a smile appears on her face. as the scene closes.
